Has anyone else got lost in the ether and completely lost their skull?

Yea, im talkin about gettin way too out there. Me, I ate a bit too much acid and smoked a little too much ice and ended up lost in the capitol of my state for hours, by myself. I ended up crouched down behind a gas station for a minute before I had the nerve to use a pay phone in the open. Give me another hopeless or halarious story if you all can!